Late Character of The Week

Gosh! I'm damn late! Late by.... 2 WEEKS!??!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE

Ok, I'm really sorry. It's late cos

1)I'm working

2)I'm hunting monsters.


Ok, if you still want it, here it is!

Man the man who is not yet a man but is 'the man' presents to you.....

キーボードクラッシャ
ki -bo -do kulassha
Keyboard crusher

The video that made him famous....



Name: Der Echter Gangster (The real gangster)
Age: I don't know.
Height:Gotta ask him.
Weight:Put him on a weighing scale ffs.
Loves:Crushing keyboards, singing along.

Now, why is he sooooooooo special?! I don't know either. Maybe because of his sing alongs?

Watch this.



Nice sing along eh? There's lots more... To help load faster, I'll just add 1 more.




Gosh... every character needs to have special skills or abilities, at least that's what I learnt in school. Just applying it here. So, here are some of his skills.

Of course, he's not called the keyboard crusher for nothing. I'll not list his basic capabilities for his name suggests it all.

Skill 1)
Name:Tapioca pan
Read as:Ta pi yo ka pan
What it does:
Basically it's a bun making technique. Out of nowhere, he can conjure tapioca buns and either eat them to heal himself or force them down his enemies' throats and poison them with the buns. It also helps in his ultimate skill.

What I think of it:
Pretty much an original skill if you ask me. Very useful too! If you get stuck in a situation, just pop a bun and you're good to go. Or you can use it to poison unwary hungry enemies. Also, not forgetting that it makes his already powerful ultimate skill even more powerful!

Skill 2)
Name:Ishpaladen Tornado Spin
Read as:Ish per la den toh neh doh spin
What it does:
This is his ultimate skill! When there's nothing else he can do, this skill will vanquish all enemies. It's a spinning attack in which the keyboard crusher spins so fast that he creates a tornado. The wind has been so strong that few keyboards have entered it and came out alive! The remaining few that survived it couldn't survive a second hit combo-ed with flying rock-hard buns.


As you can see, he is the bane of all keyboards. Hundreds and thousands of keyboards have been crushed by this single entity. Where does he get all the power you ask? I'll tell you.

Since ancient times, Gud has been giving special powers to special people. These people are known to all as Anjuls. Anjuls are always with us on earth while Gud watches from above. All Anjuls have their own special missions and qualities. It just so happened that this Anjul's duty was to protect keyboards but as the years went by, he saw more and more abusive owners of keyboards and his faith swayed. His corruption was sped up by the fallen Anjul, Lucyfur.

Today, Keyboard crusher stands for the bane of keyboards and represents the destruction of keyboards. If you see your friends mistreating their keyboards, they might be under the influence of Keyboard crusher, either that or they are seiten-nieces who worship Keyboard crusher as their Patron Gud. Just stay away from them ok? And be careful when they offer you buns.

Why is he the character of the week: I just felt like bringing more awareness to keyboard owners. Don't abuse your keyboards... yeah?

Man